Warning: Snarky partisan long-winded yet good-humored commentary on the Clinton's speeches ahead...
9:05 pm - FoxNews - Al Gore looks like he's aged a decade in the past four years in highlights from earlier. Blah, blah, blah. Burning our bridges with our allies -- with some perhaps. However by ignoring all the nations standing with us in Iraq, Gore does their commitment a disservice here in hopes of making a point. And as for his comment about having a president who is confusing Iraq with Al Qaeda? Please provide some support for this statement. Try Michael Moore (sitting to Jimmy Carter's left, which I found both embarassing for the DNC and yet appropriate). I hear he likes to fabricate evidence to "prove" points like those.
9:08 - Jimmy Carter says the rest of the world now resents us. Where has this guy been for the past twenty years? Anti-Americanism is nothing new. European countries have resented us for decades, primarily because we overtook them in becoming the world's superpower. An analogy for the band geeks out there...it's sort of like the kid who loses his first chair position to someone else younger, more talented, and seemingly less refined. He can't help but be resentful. It's human nature, get over it.
9:12 - I can see why Gore and Carter were deemed not fit for primetime. Being angry and vitriolic yet uninspiring is not going to win over swing voters. Think the DNC probably made a smart move with this one. Too bad.
9:13 - Nice tribute to 9/11, although I can't help but wonder if a significant contingent of delegates was seething because of a violation of the separation between church and state when the violinist played a beautiful rendition to Amazing Grace. We can't have God mentioned in the schools or include Christmas songs in winter pageants, but hymns at the Democratic National Convention are fine?
9:14 - Here begins the Barack Obama lovefest. At least they are still calling him a candidate for the Senate...although with his lack of opposition they might as well start calling him Senator tonight. (But can't Illinois GOP voters have someone to vote for whose platform and purpose we can believe in? Is that really too much to ask?)
I must admit that I find him less irritating than Dick Durbin though. He said he does not doubt that George W. Bush is sincere in his beliefs that he is doing the right thing for the country. I almost wonder if he's inflammatory enough to survive in this party. Then in a parting quip, he said that he looked forward to being a guest on the "Fair & Balanced" news network in the future. Heh heh. Big points for that. Could tee off the DNC leadership as well. Hey Barack, Fox isn't a real news network. Haven't you heard? Hope he's just not trying to win votes, because if I wasn't a die-hard I would be swayed. Maybe we can keep him and get rid of Durbin in a couple years...anyone have any dirt on the guy?
9:18 - HGTV - Back to Design on a Dime for a much needed break. I'm such a junkie. Redoing a 20ish art student's room does not appeal to me though, so little practical application to my life and home.
9:20 - MSNBC - Over to a liberal news network for a few minutes to keep my balance. Blah, blah, blah. Will Kerry campaign with Bill Clinton? "They may appear together". Don't hold your breath folks. Now there's some speculation as to whether Bill Clinton will ever run for public office again. Heaven help us all. He's lobbying to become Secretary General of the United Nations someday? And that's who Kerry wants to turn over all our power to? Howard Fineman from Newsweek -- "I think he would love to be president of the world." Thanks Howard, that's my biggest laugh of the night so far.
9:24 - Where's What Not to Wear when you need it Hillary? It's very business-like and sunshiney, but her suit is not very flattering. But flattery is on its way as she praises her husband's administration for the Peace, Prosperity, Promise it ruled over. Nevermind it was all an illusion, ignoring the big problems in the world so Clintonian approval ratings would not suffer and George W. Bush would end up confronting them.
9:27 - Back to FoxNews - John Kerry as the next Commander-in-Chief. It doesn't sound like Hillary believes it either. For some reason, this speech is striking me as particularly stiff and formulated. It seems like the "applause" lines are not generating the response, but other things are at random points. Then Hillary gets to talking about John Edwards. Funny, she acts much more excited about Edwards for Veep than Kerry for Prez. Life insurance agents, be forwarned. I might think twice before selling Kerry another policy if I were you.
9:29 - Some Americans would be proud of Kerry Edwards in the White House. Some wouldn't. Watch those sweeping generalizations chiquita.
9:30 - I stand by her point about 9/11 in that I hope no Americans ever have to feel that way again. The sad reality is that we probably will. Something will happen somewhere. Not on that scale perhaps, if we do our best to protect ourselves and do not constrain our imaginations anymore. Anticipate the worst and try to keep it from happening. Then Hillary blows it all by truning the 9/11 commission political. As if the events would not have been investigated without the 3-ring circus that was that committee.
9:32 - Can't handle Hillary talking about the Bush administration harming men and women in uniform. Not after hearing my friends who were in the Army and Navy during the 90s talk about how the Clinton's decimated the military and how they could not bring themselves to re-enlist under such conditions.
9:34 - Wasn't Hillary's speech supposed to be 5 minutes? Typical. Wonder how long this will run. Okay, I know women are supposed to be as assertive as men these days. Everytime she starts yelling though, it reminds me of fingernails scraping down a chalkboard.
9:35 - Hill is introducing Bill. "I think I know a great leader when I see one" I hear my husband guffaw at that one, sitting at his desk about 300 feet away in the study. Can't help but smile.
9:36 - Argh! That Fleetwood Mac song will send me running away screaming until the day I die. Hubby comments that "Money" by Pink Floyd should be the Kerry Edwards campaign song. I married well.
9:38 - Votes will be "all counted in every state" according to Bill. Or does he just mean the states and counties that might help his side win the ticket, Billy Boy? I believe the Supreme Court objected to selective recounts, not votes being counted. It'd be nice if they objected to 100% plus turnout in Dem-heavy precincts as well.
9:43 - Darnit, we did not act alone in Iraq. Get it through your thick skulls. And as for Republicans only wanting power in the hands of their people -- gee I wonder where the Dems want it. With opposing parties and independents, I am sure.
9:45 - I am about to write that Bill is a more commanding speaker than Hillary, as he's getting fired up here, when he says that Republicans only divide America and starts slamming Bush after 9/11. We can have differences of opinion on most things, but I think it's BALONEY that he's not acknowledging that Bush united this country after 9/11. Even the most liberal local radio hosts were big fans of his. You can disagree with his other choices on Afghanistan and Iraq but acknowledge that you moron.
9:46 - The Republicans chose to protect your tax cuts instead of using the money to sent kids to college and a million other social programs. Back to my Ben Affleck principle (7/19): You don't like tax cuts and think they should go to social programs? Donate the money to worthy social programs then. They'll be more efficient, and your money will go farther because the charities are NOT the government.
9:51 - Clinton just finished some example about not funding container searches. Huh? This speech is coming off as a list of divergent, nit-picky complaints against the administration. Sort of the opposite of a State of the Union Address. Does Clinton still have speecherwriters? Does he use them?
9:55 - I get the first inklings of "Send me" as the convention catchphrase for John-John. As in send me to Vietnam and then send me home as soon as I acquire 3 superficial wounds and the Purple Heart that I will need to enhance my political career down the road. Can Johnny deliver this "Send me" phrase as emphatically as Billy Boy? Or will John Kerry just get "sent" back to Massachusetts? Only time will tell.